from January to April my sister was all the way over on the west coast and she was homesick and missing us terribly so i thought to myself that i would draw her something, you know a picture of me and the siblings to show that we missed her.

i couldn’t finish it.

• Name: Plush
• Age: 20! 
• Height: 5’10!!
• Obligatory picture of self: are you really fucking sure. well okay.
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• Relationship Status: Single. You’re welcome.
• Birthday: August 16th.
• Favorite color: Pink, Purple, Green and Blue.
• Favorite bands: No.
  
• Last song listened: DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME???
• Favourite Movies/TV Shows: Hannibananers, idk, I’m not taking this seriously anymore.
• Favourite Books: ABARAT. EVERYONE SHOULD READ IT, I’M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU IF YOU DON’T.
• Last book read: does fanfiction count.
• # of siblings: i have an older sister and 3 younger brothers who are all over 6 feet tall and if you say mean things to me on the internet they will do nothing about it.
• # of pets: i wish i could have animals.
• Best school subject: 4.125 GPA MOTHERFRICKER, WHAT DO YOU THINK??
• Mac or PC?: PC
• Current shirt color: RED
• Gamer?: not rly.
• Day or night: Night owl even though my eyes feel like they’re peeling back rite now tho
• Summer or winter: winter
• Most-visited website: tumblr, god.
• Biggest turn on/s: what a random note to end on.

(Source: exaltkuromu, via stripesandteeth)

candycanemiscreant replied to your post: i remember thinking, oh my tumblr is going to be…

don’t be stressed. reblog usopp dick. feel better about life. it makes me feel better.

canem. i have never seen usopp’s peewee on my dash from you.

i remember thinking, oh my tumblr is going to be super coordinated and i’ll only reblog things grouped together! yeah, yeah! 

but who the fuck has time for that. 

i just remembered that zolu is actually the zoro and luffy pairing name. thing. fuck if i know. so canem do u still want that tattoo of zolu. 

hotsendotsen replied to your post: hotsendotsen replied to your post: YO HO HO, HE…

I love how awkward “He’s like a samurai” is. It’s like they’re saying “Ehn, yeah, that guy’s sorta…piratey…samurai-y…whateverTOTALLYNOTZORROSHUTUP!”

more like, fuck THIS guy. amirite. 

zoro*

it’s zolo by the way. 

plushbones:

zolu the ass pricker. 

#sanji i hope u serve him ur dick juice for milk #i hope u give him t HREE DOLLAR SAKE #AND I HOPE #THAT IT’S LUKE WARM #AND TASTE LIKES ASS #I HOPE THAT YOU RUB UR DICK FLAKES INTO HIS FOOD #I HOPE U FART INTO HIS PILLOWS SO THAT WHEN HE SLEEPS #ALL HE WILL SMELL IS YOUR BUTT STANK

holy frick canem. 

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